February 2012
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
Feb 26th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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An Existential Life: From the Hitchhiker's Guide... →
fuckyeahexistentialism: The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to…
Feb 20th
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I just ate veggie sushi and a fuckload of seaweed salad it was all vuhry exotic and fuckin ill as balls and it feels amazing to be full of something that isn’t lame as fuck
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
16 posts
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You know those tendon things in your wrist? You know how there’s two of them? You know that little vein that briefly passes through them a couple inches down? Did you know that drill bits break off very easily while the drill is drilling at full power and can force the drill into that very thin space between those two tendon things in my left wrist just a small way from the vein that briefly...
Jan 31st
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Soars above Oscars In a tank top fighting crime Gosling tempts straight men
Jan 26th
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fuck the academy →
“Oscar snubs Alberts Brooks/Drive. Ditto Fassbender for Shame, Shannon for Take Shelter & Swinton for Kevin. A new definition for ignorance.” - Peter Travers
Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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I was all on Chatroulette wit mah niggas and so many people dissed our Asian-ness and even one bitch typed “I hate japonese”. Apart from that I met this guy from Portugal and shit that likes Arcade Fire and shit. We talked about Ryan Gosling and shit. Every time it showed that someone was from Germany I would say “Wie geht es dir” which meant how are you? but they...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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withoutachance: this—too—shall—pass: wholmesianmisfit: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR THE BOOK FAIR THOUGH
Jan 16th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 23rd
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