You know those tendon things in your wrist? You know how there’s two of them? You know that little vein that briefly passes through them a couple inches down? Did you know that drill bits break off very easily while the drill is drilling at full power and can force the drill into that very thin space between those two tendon things in my left wrist just a small way from the vein that briefly...
Soars above Oscars In a tank top fighting crime Gosling tempts straight men
fuck the academy →
“Oscar snubs Alberts Brooks/Drive. Ditto Fassbender for Shame, Shannon for Take Shelter & Swinton for Kevin. A new definition for ignorance.” - Peter Travers
I was all on Chatroulette wit mah niggas and so many people dissed our Asian-ness and even one bitch typed “I hate japonese”. Apart from that I met this guy from Portugal and shit that likes Arcade Fire and shit. We talked about Ryan Gosling and shit. Every time it showed that someone was from Germany I would say “Wie geht es dir” which meant how are you? but they...
withoutachance: this—too—shall—pass: wholmesianmisfit: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR THE BOOK FAIR THOUGH