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Mar 1st

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verymuchplz vote for the video on the right after... →

Hi few followers. I am in desperation. These fucking losers are trying to outvote my video which is obvs better than theirs. Please vote for my video on the right. If I win I will dance for you for like 3 or 4 minutes. Voting ends at midnight tonight.

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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“The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other...”

– Woody Allen (via fuckyeahwoodyallen)

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.

Feb 26th

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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An Existential Life: From the Hitchhiker's Guide... →

fuckyeahexistentialism: The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to…

Feb 20th

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I just ate veggie sushi and a fuckload of seaweed salad it was all vuhry exotic and fuckin ill as balls and it feels amazing to be full of something that isn’t lame as fuck

Feb 12th

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